Born
This Way
“I'm
a goblin.”
I
frowned. “Don't say that. I think you're good looking.”
Benny
was average at best. But I liked his shaggy hair and too-big mouth.
He
glanced around the cafeteria and leaned in close, making my heart go
hummingbird fast. “I'm serious. I'm a goblin. You know
I'm not lying.”
Thing
was, I did know and it wasn't so shocking. Just this year, three
fairies and an ogre had come out. Minnie Patterson and Delia Troy
went so far as to go to school in fae form, even when the jocks threw
sodas at their wings. I blinked stupidly. What was I supposed to
say? Was he sad? It's not like I cared if he was a goblin.
“Come
on.”
Bennie
led me out of the cafeteria and into the janitor's closet. It was
dark and I thought he was going to kiss me, when he turned the light
on.
I
shrieked.
He
was two feet tall, his nose like a clown horn, his mouth much bigger.
And his hair was everywhere.
“You
hate me.” He had Bennie's voice.
He
had Bennie's eyes too. They were bigger, but I could see his soul;
sweet and funny.
I
said, “Did you hang the principal's car on the flagpole?”
“It's
my goblinness! I must make mischief!”
I
crouched down next to him. “Is this why you didn't ask me to the
dance?”
“Yeah.”
I
kissed him. My heart fluttered. Yeah, it was Bennie. When I opened
my eyes, he was human.
He
grinned. “I should tell you,” he said, “I was raised by an evil
sorcerer who kind of wants to take over the school and turn the
freshmen into trolls.”
“It's
okay. I hate my parents too.”
-fin-
-fin-
Ha! This is great. "Clown horn nose" made me laugh out loud. And you really nailed her crush. Totally bought it. Nice work.
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LOL, how fun. Love the high school atmosphere and magical mayhem. Great story, Erin.
ReplyDeleteThat is fantastic. Totally picturing the school cafeteria in the Twilight films, except this is way better :)
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ReplyDeleteLove the "evil parents" and the whole idea of acceptance...lovely!
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