Mr.Personality
It's the Homecoming Dance 1996 and
Davey Alvarado is miserable in the biggest tuxedo his mother could
force him to rent -which is still too tight and making him sweat
harder than when Coach Kring kept barking at him to run the mile and
he thought for one moment that he was truly on the verge of a heart attack but kept running anyway- and he's sipping punch,
standing in the darkest corner of the gym with Billy Fincher, who is about a quarter his size.
That god-awful song, “Mr.Personality",
starts playing and the flashing multi-colored lights pulse and sweep
patterns of blue and white stars over kids who have
actually summoned the gumption to start dancing, but all Davey can
think about is how that song makes him feel like an even bigger
loser, and that's saying something.
Finally 20 Fingers stops shrieking and
“Tonight Tonight” plays as Davey takes off his jacket
because it's about ninety degrees in the room and that's when Sheila
Sutter walks in the door; red lipstick and strawberry blonde curls
(with some of that weird extra hair that girls like to slap on the
back of their head for some reason), and a pink corset with a big
ballgown skirt that reminds Davey of the princesses he likes in
fantasy novels who, at some point, usually hike up their dress and
grab a sword, and the image of Sheila doing just that pops into
Davey's head so viscerally that it makes him smile for the first time
in exactly a week.
Davey Alvarado stands silently
sweltering for the next hour watching Sheila Sutter, who is always
really nice to him when they're paired together in English -going so
far as to pretend she doesn't wish she was partnered with someone
else- as she gets mercilessly groped by semi-handsome but
fully-douchey Kevin Banks on the dance floor and he fantasizes that
things will change and he'll really talk to her; the wretched
boundaries of high school crossed, the beauty deigning to couple with
the beast -until the songs end, the lights come up, and the dreams
become as absurd as the dragons he draws in his notebook at lunch.
Almost twelve years to the date
of the Saint Augustine-Adams Homecoming Dance of 1996, Davey Alvarado
-having lost weight and gained perspective as well as a pretty hip beard- runs into one Sheila
Sutter (who has since learned that sex doesn't equal security and assholes aren't interesting) at a trendy new gastropub in East
Hollywood where she flirts with him because he happened
to be ordering a very specific microbrew recommended to him by an
actor friend of his, and it takes an hour of buzzed conversation
before they realize that they seem familiar to each other because
they have shared this thing that has crystallized into the exquisite
sadness of past lives.
Erin, I wish I knew how you do it but wow can you do it! Another amazing 5 sentences - I'm right there in that scene, I know these people. Wonderful!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Jo-Anne, another stellar story packed into five sentences. You are a rock star :)
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